Great talent, good times, and an OK venue

I went to Vanity on a Friday night, and I got there around 1:00 am. It's in a safe neighborhood, and I used public transportation to get there but I did notice a lot of available parking around (especially for Queens), so if you wanted to drive that seems to be a totally viable option unlike some other clubs in the area. The club itself is unassuming on the outside, but you could hear the music blasting from like a block away. I believe there is normally at least a $20 cover charge, but if you go to their website you can get a voucher for free entry texted to your phone, so I did that. The bouncers/doormen outside had no problem letting me in with that (in my past experiences, some places try to fuck you over and say there are limitations on those passes), and they just looked at my ID for verification that I'm old enough (no scanning). Inside the entrance there is a security check where they pat you down and wave a wand, but from there you go past a velvet curtain into the main area.

The music playing was your typical club music (rap/hip-hop/EDM), but it was obnoxiously loud. Based on the noise I thought it was going to be popping, but the inside was actually pretty muted, with many more girls than guests, and for the most part the guests were all sitting down drinking and smoking hookah while at least one girl shook their ass for them.

There is a bar to the left-hand side when you walk in, and tables/booths to your right. There is also a VIP area near the booths (different from the VIP rooms) that is out in the open and for the big ballers (I didn't even bother asking for a price because that's not my style, but there was a small group of customers there already). Overall there were probably about 40 or so women working (almost all of them with some sort of enhancement, BBLs/boob jobs/fake lips or any combination of the three, but those are the type of women I go to strip clubs for so I had no problem with that), with about 10-15 of them crowding the VIP area. Overall, the talent pool was very good, ranging from 7s-10s. Imo, the hottest women there were actually the bartenders, including one of the hottest Latina bimbos I have ever seen. I walked straight over to the bar towards the bartender I had eyes for and ordered a double shot of Casamigos neat, and that cost about $50. Because the music was so obnoxiously loud it took a while to actually get the order in - we had to keep leaning over the bar and basically scream at each other in order to be able to hear anything other than the music. As far as I can tell, the bartenders don't perform dances, but honestly because I could barely hear anything I may have just misunderstood what the girl was saying. I sat at the bar, sipping my tequila and starting to look around the club to see what was good when one of the strippers sat down next to me, and she called herself Kandy. She danced on me a bit and kept moving my hands onto her boobs (hers were one of the few real sets there) and we were at the bar in full view of at least one security guard, so I quickly learned that touching is allowed there, which is nice.