Tough sell

I went to the club around 3 p.m. on a Sunday hoping to see some tail as I was a little board and restless. There was no cover to enter and bottle of water cost $8 including tip. The waitress was friendly and talkative. I asked if there were any girls in and she said there were a few at the front and a couple in the back.

It seemed very empty and that was justified given the time of day. The gals at the front were on the older and heavier side. The washroom were thoroughly dilapidated and wreaked. There was a general decorum of everyone having a hangover type vibe.

I felt like fresheat entering a geriatric ward as soon as I walked in the Gilfs pounced. I wanted to see who were in the back so I deflected. Being a lover of chocolate, I was hoping for a nice tight apple bottom to appear and lo and behold it was my lucky day. Her name was Sky and she was ready. We went to the back.