Seemed like the thing to do after an afternoon baseball game - Go Jays!

Stopped at Loco on a Saturday evening(about 7:30 pm) after baseball game with some friends.

The club is located in a somewhat industrial area and has a large free parking lot. When I arrived the lot was not half full. There is no cover at Loco ever, there are doormen, but they pay little attention. The bar is raised and on the right as you enter the main room. There are a few tables in front of the bar, but not many people sit up there (unless the club is really crowded). The stage is pretty large and on the side opposite the bar. Rooms for dances are on either side of the club, raised and behind glass windows. There are many tables and chairs on the floor (they are not comfortable). There are high tops in front of the raised bar (this is where I would usually sit for maximum viewing). The music is bit loud and the DJ hard to understand.

The girls start approaching one by one and run the full spectrum of shapes, sizes and colors. I decided to have a red bull ($8 + tip) and scope out the talent. After talking and chasing off a few, I decided to get a few dances from a cute French Canadian girl(sorry name escapes me). The dances are $20 per song. The rooms are not very private (although that doesn't stop the "activity"). They are also not very clean and the chairs are in awful condition. French girl starts dancing and is very slow to remove any clothing. The third song she is finally naked and is encouraging roaming hands. By the end of song three additional fun is being offered (not my thing). The rejection seems to cause her to forget how to count. It was clearly three songs, she says five, I gave her $60 and left the room with no complaint.