Not Nearly Paradise at the Saloon.

So I went on a Wednesday evening around 8 pm. Parking lot had enough cars to that it looked busy. I hadn't been to a titty bar in 5 years, so I decided to stop in.

Private club=30 dollar fee + they take your information down. That was a red flag but I made the trip out there so I figured why not. (Thinking with the little head...). Got in...and there were 3 dancers and a bunch of regulars, which should have been the second red flag. Having said that, I was talking to a dancer that had just started her shift and we talked and laughed for about 45 minutes. She was a chatty, nice looking african american woman. During this time I bought a beer and a water for myself and the dancer a shot and a drink.

We talked about the pricing list: