A Perfectly Average Experience at Desire

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, OR

Gold Club is in Milwaukie, not really Portland, but just a little bit outside. So, it's a bit of a drive from the main parts of Portland, depending on where you're coming from. After…

The G Spot

Portland, OR

If you've been to other lingerie modeling establishments in the area, you'll know what to expect out of this place. If you haven't, feel free to read on below. I visited the G-Spot on a…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, OR

Stopped by Shimmers (now Trophy's) on a Monday because it has become a go-to haunt for me due to its consistency. If you've never been, they have a pretty sizeable parking lot and the sign…

Saturday afternoon around 4:00. Easy parking, lot not very full. About 7 or so dancers. There were around 9 or 10 customers, variously at the bar, playing video poker, at the rack or getting PDs.…

Went to Desire around 3pm on a Thursday. Security patted me down and I paid a five dollar cover. There is a one drink minimum, so I paid four dollars for a PBR and sat…

Not my favorite club. Not sure if I chose the wrong dancer or if that’s the club’s vibe. I stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon with about 200 bucks and 45 minutes til I needed…

It'd been a few years since I hit desire but I was in the area and decided to see if I'd been missing anything. For a Tuesday night, the parking lot seemed crowded (I had…