uniquenameIt’s almost as if you went there without reading any of the hundreds of other reviews of the place.
1. That’s not a “$10 bottle of water.” That’s the cover charge, which includes the water. This is a BYOB bar, so unless you bring it in yourself, there is no alcohol to be had.
2. Yes, the dancers are older. If you’d read any review you would have known this before you went in.
3. “Low mileage” definitions vary. Here the de facto standard is the infamous PH handshake. For most of the dancers that is all that is on the table. Again, covered in review after review.