Kandy’s is a couples paradise for us.

Kandys is couples friendly club about 30 minutes south of Erie and well worth the drive. First, the owner Joe C spent 8 years fighting PA potentates for nudity is right of freedom of expression who finally won in the Supreme Court around 2002. Without Joe’s commitment, PA gentlemen’s clubs would be bikini tops and Daisy Dukes!

Kandy’s is in a BYOB nude club, located in a purpose built building in the middle of nowhere, with ample, well lighted free parking luckily next to a beverage store . Modest cover $10 for guys after 9pm and ladies free, they scan your ID. If you say you are new, they give you a smiley badge and one of the Kittens gives you a tour, lap dance cubes, VIP rooms, shower shows, police care where you can be handcuffed and of course the main show room with huge stage with railbird seating all around and usually multiple dancers in various states of nudity performing on poles and various contraptions to facilitate all sorts of sexual gymnastics. And of course “Sparky” replica of Electric Chair where a usually a couple times a night a gang of nude kittens abuse the unfortunate bachelor.

You Lady Karma (Joe C’s 1st Lady) keeps your booze behind the bar, pours your drink provides the mix for $1 — Karma has a Magnificat set of boobs she loves to show off! About every hour the raffle fie $1 a chance, laps (normally $10-$20) or even our favorite bed dances (like $90-$110 per 30 min depending on night). We’ve seen nights were maybe 40% of the clientele were civilian women. On our first trip, (Dear Penthouse) I shared our Crown Royal with two chicks on a date at the bar who had already been partying pretty hard, Introduced them to my wife who hit it off. The girls were discussing which strippers the like as my wife was rubbing little Ricky. I surprised them by going to the desk and renting each of their favorite strippers for an hour in the large bed dance room for like $600. As soon as the door closed the girls all got naked except my wife and I got down to my boxers. The two civies and their strippers are next to wifey on the bed in an entangled mass of boobs, asses and pussies. And wifey stripper, buxom blonde with shaved pussy, hops on and riding me cowgirl. Wifey was definitely overwhelmed for her first time, remained stiff as a board, fully clothed and every time little Ricky (also stiff as a board) poked out of my boxers, she would glare daggers at me and tell me, “Put that away!” After a while wifey loosened up with the civies, but never got naked and we all switched it up. The best hour I’ve ever spent in a strip club and will unlikely ever happen again.