Oh how the once mighty Sammys...

Oh how the once mighty Sammys has fallen. First off Birmingham has turned into the bermuda triangle of clubs, the local government spends more time regulating gambling and bare breasts than education, taxes and crime combined. As if the place wasn't already sterile enough (the private dances have like a 2 foot no touch radius) now it has been decided pasties are needed. Even though these are basically clear and you don't notice them much this lets you know the atmosphere as far as contact is involved. Absolutely no touching allowed.

Secondly this place as recently as 12 months ago had extremely hot girls. Montana and Desiree (Anastacia as well) were as hot as any girls I see in the Cheetah Atlanta. True 9's at least. Now the crop is quite depressing to say the least. Blaze (the only cute girl I saw on my last visit months ago) was not working last nite (December 26th). There was about a 50/50 split on dancers between white and black, the white ladies were either overweight by 20 lbs (charitable estimate) or very young looking with quite small breasts and looking very self conscious and terrilby awkward. The black dancers were all at least in good shape although none of them was particularly attractive in the face. It should be noted though that some of the girls are excellent stage dancers and they are very personable. If you are a breast man the club has very little to offer except for one older dancer with typical early 90's funbags (DDish and not so well done). Ass men might well find the club suitable though many of the girls can really work it. Music is almost all hip hop now (strange with a 60/40 client ratio with the 60% white) and drink prices are what they are at most clubs. I really cannot recommend this club to anyone anymore, leave Birmingham if you want to have a good time.