Disappointing Darlings

My last few strip club visits in Vegas have been all about women trying to sell me not their bodies but hugely expensive packages of alcohol, more than I and my friend could possibly drink. At Sapphire, I wasn't sure if I could even get a decent lap dance without buying several bottles. So my friend and I decided to give up on clubs that sell booze at all and stick to nude clubs that don't. The Palomino, as you may know, is the only strip club in Vegas and much of the U.S. that is allowed to do full nude and sell alcohol so we walked over to Little Darlings.

It was about a mile from where we were staying, which was at the Strat. The walk was pleasant but the neighborhood was sketchy and I don't think I would have attempted it if I was alone. Even with my friend and both of us being pretty large, it didn't feel that safe and we wound up taking a cab back to the Strat when we left.

I had been to Little Darlings before but it was so long ago that some of the girls we saw last night might not even have been born the last time I was there. I remembered the place being full of very young, fresh and tight bodies. Most of the girls were 18 and the law is odd in this regard. You have to be 21 to work in a club where they serve alcohol and it's just topless but you can work nude in a nude club when you're 18.