Was in Myrtle Beach recently on...

Was in Myrtle Beach recently on a Saturday night and decided to check out Fantails at 10:30pm. Upon arriving I noticed that the parking lot was full, and there was some questionable characters hanging around outside. So I drove over to Nuttin Butt, which had virtually no cars in the lot, so I went back to Fantails. No more thugs in the lot, and a spot had opened up. FYI, I've heard that if you park in the bowling alley lot or the next door hotel, that you will be towed, so be careful with that.

Entered, no cover as usual. Couldn't believe that the crowd was 95% mexicans. The other 5% was the staff and me. Every seat was taken as well, so I headed over to the main bar. Ordered a beer and considered leaving due to the crowd and the lack of dancers. However 5 minutes later, I was approached by a cowgirl. She explained that Sat night was always like this because Sunday was their off day. She said she doesn't usually drink much but always would have a few on Sat night to help get through it! She did not seem intoxicated though.

The cowgirl asked me a bunch of questions because she though I might be the vice squad. I finally convinced her that I was there for some fun. We agreed on the 2 for 1 couch dance being offered at that time ($30). Good dances with mutual contact. She asked if she was getting too close and I took that as my opportunity to tell her what I wanted. Off we went to the VIP. Had a great time, what huge tits she has and they were all over me (though I do prefer all natural). This trip to the VIP reminded me of my last trip to Moscow, Russia. I left the club ready to hit the sack. Thanks, Victoria!