Consistently a good time

This review is for two visits in May, both on separate Thursday nights. The club is fairly easy to get to and it has its own free parking lot, which has an attendant on busier nights. Cover is $10 on Thursday after 7pm. It's $5 on Mondays and Tuesdays. I rarely go to clubs during the weekend, but I imagine it might be more. Happy hour drink prices extend to 9pm on Thursdays, because you know paying $4 for a Captain and ginger instead of $10 is a reason to go blow $400 at the club.

The club is neither a dive nor is it upscale. It has a two pole main stage, which is surrounded by the bar. There are three satellite poles which get used when it gets crowded, usually after 11pm. The bartenders are notoriously slow, doesn't matter if the club is busy or dead or your average Thursday night. There are two ladies that sell massages, $30 for two songs, maybe three – the shorter white lady tends to go longer, the Latina lady tends to stick to the two songs, but also uses a gun if you want. I always get one from either. It's relaxing.

I like Risque because most of the girls can hold a decent conversation. The first thing out of a Risque dancer's mouth is rarely, wanna dance? Dancers tend to chat for a bit before bringing up dances. I work from home, so I do like the chit chat at the club. If I know I don't want a dance, I let them know. If it's slow, some will sit and chat anyway.