sinclair's Review
I went to Lookers Gentleman’s Club at 18:30 on a Saturday night. The strip club is in a small warehouse made of cinder blocks with a metal roof. The parking lot is gravel. Lookers is a fully nude gentlemen’s club that does not have a liquor license. You only have to be eighteen to enter. There was a $10 cover charge. Women can get in for $5. The inside is spread out. There is a large rectangle island stage with two pole positions. The left pole is stationary. The right pole spins. Cans of soda are $4. Bottles of Gatorade are $4. Bottles of water are $3. Energy drinks and nonalcoholic Busch beer are $6. Snacks like nuts, candy, and chips are available. Henry’s Homestyle Pizzas (made in Alexandria) are $15 and heated in a small pizza oven. The ATM has a maximum withdrawal of $200 per transaction and charges a $7 fee.
There were four dancers working on the Saturday night shift. I was told a typical shift has between two and six dancers. The line-up of dancers I saw working here was one of the worst I have ever experienced. It wouldn't surprise me if every dancer was four decades old. All of the dancers showed signs of child birth whether that was saggy tits, loose skin on their stomach, or stretch marks. Dancers did three song sets on stage. The first song was bikini. The second song was topless. The third song was nude. Songs are full length.
–Sinclair Dancer Sheet–
Ice: White, brown hair, blue eyes, saggy D cups, cottage cheese ass, big hairy muff, angel wing tattoos on back, looks to be about 40 years old, 1.
Jessica: White, black hair, brown eyes, B cups, saggy ass and thighs, very hairy pubic area, small cherry tattoo on hip, looks 45 to 50 years old, 1.
Lilyana: Black, A cups, pudgy, very short, stretch marks, had kid, looks to be 35 to 40 years old, 3.
Sasha: White, brown hair, blue eyes, saggy B cups, had kid, looks about 40 years old, 3.
Private dances are $25 per song or three songs for $60. Private dances take place on one of four maroon couches on the right side of the room. There is a three and a half foot wall blocking the view from the rest of the room. The VIP room is $150 for fifteen minutes. The VIP room has a queen bed that is behind a curtain on the left side of the room. I did not take one for the team; the dancers were just too disgusting. I'm assuming contact was one way considering the signs saying “no touching dancers" and there being about two dozen closed circuit cameras on the property.
If this review has not already dissuaded you from going to Lookers, I would recommend not coming before 20:30. It was completely dead before that time. There is a strict no cellphone policy. I saw several PL’s get yelled at for having their phones out. The manager had a bad attitude. The DJ was a lot nicer. He let me and a few other clubbers pick out songs to play. Other customers and myself would routinely go outside to the parking lot to use our cellphones, smoke, and drink liquor we had stashed in our vehicles. There is a gas station with a liquor store about one thousand feet north of Lookers. This strip club might be decent if there were better looking dancers and a little contact was allowed. I will not return to Lookers Gentleman's Club.
