Centerfolds
5910 S Pennsylvania Ave Lansing, MI 48911

Empty house

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Fatguy20
Jun 3, 2023, 10:54 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

This is an old review because I didn’t realize it hadn’t posted originally. Visit date 3/10/2023

 

Stopped by Centerfolds because I had about an hour an a half to kill and I had heard they were under new management. Starting with the old reliable bitch about the place, the parking lot will rock your car harder than a daytime hooker. But good news they got new lights so you could see as the tires shake off. Going inside and there is a gentleman collecting cover to get in but he let me go after checking my ID, most likely because once I got inside it was empty. Like the bouncer, the bartender, and me empty. I order a Guinness ($10 including tip) and grab a seat to wait. Places layout hasn’t changed in ten years. You are treated by the bar and the main area is a large open stage. Along the entry wall is an elevated private dance area with a half wall for “privacy”. There is another stage behind the main one where dancers usually go for a smoke and a second room off the entrance that I have never seen open. The bathrooms have always been a heath hazard where I wonder if they have ever been cleaned combined with the constant odor of sewer fumes; I just avoided them. As I drank my beer I could hear one customer getting a private dance but I never once saw a lady working. To top it off in the middle of March Madness they were watching spring training baseball. I finished my beer and left disappointed.

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