Two for Tuesday

Small is the word. Enter off parking lot (free, self-park) and find yourself in a vestibule with another door in front of you. Pay man at the window $12 and he buzzes you in. Straight ahead is the “bar”, but all they serve is soft drinks. No alcohol, although you can BYOB for a “corking” fee. Didn’t take my own, so I don’t know the fee. Single stage is to the left, with a runway jutting out into the room. Ladies do 2 stage dances, topless on the first and nude the second. Dancer mostly white, averaging about a strong 6 or low 7, although there are a couple of solid 8s. Semi-private dances (all they have) are normally $40 a pop, but Tuesdays are 2 for Tuesday, so you get 2 for $40. Dance room is one long bench with no divisions. There’s a guard at the door who peeks from time to time. It’s supposed to be hands at your side, but you can sneak a feel when his back is turned. All in all, an OK place, but just OK.