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Rejected Review

Delilah's pt.2

Delilah's Den Of Hazlet
417 S Laurel Ave Keansburg, NJ 07734
I haven't been to Delilah's in 11 months. I like the spot but I don't go to strip clubs often because I could spend my money more wisely. They had a comedy show their by amateur comedians. I went because I thought that was a interesting combo. When I came in it was only a couple of dancers on the floor. It was only like 8 dudes there not making it rain. So the dancers made their money from approaching dudes to get tips and LD. I was approached by 5 dancers and got LD by three of them. The other two girls I just gave them a couple of singles. Gen was the first chick I got a LD from. She approached me and I asked for a LD. Gen is a sexy Spanish girl with nice tits. During the LD she let me touch her tits. Then she asked me if I smoke I said no. Gen is the only girl that gave me some vibes of she will let you fuck. Maybe not in VIP outside the club if you get to know her a little bit better and willing to spend some money. The next LD was by Aaliyah who was the baddest dancer in the building. She approached me and I asked for a LD. She let me touch her tits and we chatted for a little bit. Aaliyah strike me as a dancer who just treat it like job. She not trying to get caught up in heavy drug & alcohol usage or doing meet ups. Which is cool it's just a job at the end of the day. Last but not least I got a LD dance from a mixed petite chick named essence. She's half black& white that's a great combo. She didn't make eye contact with me the whole night until I dm her on Instagram saying I would love to meet you and describing what I was wearing. Maybe she was scared to approach me for whatever reason. Ironically essence was the girl I spend the most money on. Aaliyah left early and Gen I didn't see too much later on that night. I told essence i prefer a petite body instead of a build a bear body. Essence probably is one of the youngest dancers to work their. Essence also strikes me as someone not trying to get caught up in heavy drug & alcohol usage or doing meet ups. I had a great time. I didn't get mad if certain girls didn't approach me or try to make sexual advances on dancers I got LD from. I'm not Melvin. I went to see some ass shaking and to get lap dances. I got what I wanted.

Adjudicators

minnow
Incoherent
dha
Shill Review or Club Ad
misterorange
Incoherent
59
What exactly does the commentary on whether a dancer is into drugs, alcohol, meet-ups add? Fluff, at best. Instagram messaging a dancer you hadn't met, while in the club, is creative. Not something I'd do, I make them do their job. Plenty 'o fish. How WAS the comedy?