Avoided tip parade!

This place should be named after the many fake bubble butts that parade around here. Honestly to the point of looking painful.

Regardless, visiting here is easy. Parking lot has plenty of parking and sometimes people park on the street. Walk in through metal detector. I went around 6pm and had no cover. Two stages, one on the left had about 6 girls on it, only one actually dancing, everyone else just standing slightly moving.

Seemed like there was a shift change, which actually saved me the dollar parade which can be relentless here and completely ruin the experience. Since the girls were switching I was not subjected to the 25+ girls normally just rotating around taking singles from everyone. I grabbed a beer (only had a 50, asked for larger bills but was handed like 45 sticky singles... o well) and I was in a rush so tried to catch a few different eyes but the ladies leaving were not interested and I do not speak Spanish.