Perfect 10 Cabaret
404 E Highland Mall Blvd Austin, TX 78752

A night of many first with broken strippers and drug dealers

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Gribbz
Apr 18, 2023, 5:41 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Arrived around 9pm with 2 buddies of mine. We wanted to stop here first before we hit up an all nude club. We were celebrating my buddy finally divorcing his cunt of a wife. Parking lot is well lit and was about half full. We walk through the front and its a $10 cover which is not bad for a Friday night. Entered into the club and there is a large stage up front and 2 satellite stages along with a long bar along the side of the wall. There was about 8-10 PLs and about 10 dancers. We sat down at a table and was greeted by cute young blonde waitress who took our order. $10 for a whiskey and club soda and $8 a beer from what I remember. The waitress was definitely the best looking of the whole lot. The majority of the girls were surprisingly white. They all had a similar suicide girl vibes with dyed hair, tattoos and majority where spinners. I would range them from 5-7s. This place might be the only place i have been too in years that was free from Cubans (and I like the cubans!) I didnt visit the bathroom so no word on that also I never asked about VIP or pricing. Dances were a standard $20. Music was a good mix of rap and rock. It wasnt super loud either so you could have a conversation at your table.

 

On to the experience. As we sit down there is a heavier set white girl dancing with big natural tits. She is just sitting on the stage in the splits talking to the tables over the music. No one was tipping majority of night. Most of the guys seemed to be there to watch or for other reasons which I will get to later. I go up and tip her a couple bucks and she dances on me for a bit. As I walk away she is finishing up her dance and yells across the place at me "YOU WANNA GO OUTSIDE AND SMOKE SOME POT!" This was a night of many first for me and smoking pot with a stripper in a strip club I have never been too seemed like a horrible idea so of course I agreed. We go out to the smoking area and everyone is high on something other than weed. We smoke and chill and I start to notice there is something not quite right with the girl. Like the lights are on but not everyone is home. We head back inside and she sits next to my buddy who is already feeling no pain. Two other spinners join us but no one is pushing for any dances or drinks but we buy them a couple rounds since they just wanted beer. It was enjoyable except the first girl is talking but nothing makes any sense and my buddy keeps telling her he cant understand her. Then she says she is autistic ..... 2nd first for me. When she said that I new I wanted a dance from her but by the 5 time of my buddy telling her he cant understand her something in her brain snaps. She starts crying her eyes out gets up and runs to the dressing room. I looked at my buddy and told him "You broke her" That's also when I noticed what was really going on in this place. I noticed guys walking in with backpack making deliveries, girls taking bumps of cocaine out in the open, and the massive amount of weed on the back patio. I was high as a kite watching an episode of naroc's in real life. The girls weren't any fun for dances or even asking for them since most were stoned out of their minds. My buddy cut a girl off mid dance because she just air danced on him for 2 mins. We hung out for a little bit longer and took off after spending about $50 mostly of drinks and cover. I was prepared to drop around 500-$700 if they had been more fun. By the time we left it was around 11 and there was maybe 4 PLs in the places. It was a highly entertaining night but I dont plan on ever coming back.

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A night of many first with broken strippers and drug dealers