Good to be back at da Burb!

Hadn’t been since July. Went in hoping to get as much bang for bucks as possible. Problem w da Street is they don’t have the two for ones in the evening. Anyway….

One of my rules at a club is that Iattempt to find the hottest waitress before I start a tab for drinks. This sets me up to save my cash for dances and tips and keeps the waitresses I don’t like as much away from me. I also attempt to see if a chosen waitress enjoys having her butt squeezed once or twice. It’s a feel thing because if you guess wrong they’ll throw you out.

Well lo and behold, a waitress—Lex we will call her—who recognized me from July. Huge hug and HUGE butt grab, and I found the one I set up a tab with. But beware—when you start a tab the other waitresses will sometimes look at you like you’re scum and don’t bother asking them for anything.