Not fully impressed.
The bouncer was nice and gave his speech on how the club is "The best strip club around". I kind of rolled my eyes at the scripted entrance but I'm not going to knock the guy for doing what he needs to do.
I walked in and the lighting was so bright. It was wild to enter in a club where you can see the corners of chairs and couches.
Regardless, I head straight to the bar to pay for my mandatory drink, which I'm used to by now so it didn't bother me.
However, there was like 6 dancers, all of them walking around from empty chair to empty chair like they have no clue what they're supposed to do.
A nice woman named Cookie approached me as I was getting my water and we strummed up a conversation. She was nice and I was interested in some private time. We went to the VIP area.
After 3 minutes of some lack luster dancing, we started to go slow with the spiciness. I fronted up the extra for the full ride and right as we were going to get going... she hops off and tells me that our song limit was over and immediate asks for me for more money.
I was flabbergasted. I was in the booth for maybe 7 minutes with only maybe 4 trusts in.
I thanked her and left.
Always tip, regardless of the experience, but wow... what a dull experience.
