This review is a few weeks...

This review is a few weeks late, as a friend of mine and I visited here before Thanksgiving.

This club has become a favorite of both mine and my Partner in Crime. We have found it entertaining enough to make the trek from the D.C. area to here several times since February, 2006. The biggest news for all who have graced Gastonia's doorstep is that The Bouncer has resigned. L&L afficiandos know who I mean: the one who's eyes constantly roamed the floor... the one who always interrupted a good lap dance to impose a fine or simply let you know who was boss. The Replacement is a great change of pace: much more laid back and inclined to let the girls do what they want. The girls are clearly happier for it -- every one I spoke with told me so in no uncertain terms. The table dances are better, as the girls feel much more relaxed and you're not constantly looking over your shoulder waiting for The Man to smack you down.

The quality of the girls has actually gone up a bit -- there are less 4's and 5's and more 6's - 9's. And still the best $5 dances around... which is mainly why we make the trip from D.C. to here. The girls here treat you better and give a more intimate show at $5 a pop than the $20-a-dance girls in D.C.