Super loud music and big girls

So was in NY visiting the area hiking ng/shopping with friends. It's late on a Friday (1130ish) and this strip club received great reviews online at more mainstream sites. So we head over. Parking lot had a fair number of cars so this made things hopeful. We go through the doors and greeted with freindly security, metal detection and coat check. For some reason they thought i was wearing sweats and wanted me to buy bottle service. The e guards then began touching my pants astonished that it wasn't.

We pay the $20 cover and head in to be greeted by the shittiest sound system ever. It was extremely loud and had the sound depth of an old cell phone. The club is dark, thin and long.

You walk in yo your left is bench seating and yo your right is a long bar and above that is a stripper pole and the hard to see girls dancing. No putting singles in g strings here. Which sucks a lot. We all sit down and we see behind us is a lap dance area and there's a second floor vip where you can see the shadows of gyrating women. I don't know how much vip was. We didn't get drinks yet since we wanted to see the women quality.