I spent an hour at the...

I spent an hour at the Playhouse a week ago Monday night from 11 - 12. It cost me $15 at the door. There were 16 girls working and about 60 - 70 customers...a lot of both for a Monday evening I thought. I was frankly shocked that nearly all of the dancers were smoking hot. Two of them were as fine as any I've seen stripping anywhere across the USA. A girl calling herself "Chance" looked just like Britney Spears in those Pepsi ads about 5 years ago (before she became a Mom). And she was sticking her bare ass up close to my face at the tip rail. Wow! She will get any man's attention. Another amazing black chick - whose name I don't remember - will get a lot of my money in the months to come. A hearty congratulations to whomever is in charge of finding the talent.

It was busy enough that they kept three girls at a time on stage - each getting nude immediately and rotating around the three poles through a three song set. There were enough fellows at the tip rail that it was difficult to get the girl's attention. When I did present my dollar bills I was invariably repaid with a brilliant smile and a close up view of puss, and a couple of them gave me a quick swipe accross the cheek with their titties too. After about twenty minutes I was approached by a girl for a lap dance. I asked her to review the menu for me. She explained that all options included full contact from her. Basic topless lap dances are $25 and are done on couches in a separate but public room where the patron has to sit on his hands. They also have private VIP rooms where all dances are full contact - both ways (she said no touching the puss, but anything else goes). You must first buy a $20 wristband for VIP access, then each VIP dance is $35 topless, or $50 nude.

I can't report yet on the quality of the lap dances. I did not notice anyone migrating toward the VIP area at all, but there was a lot of activity on the regular couches. The girls were making some money, and I was glad to see that. At one point I strolled past this non-VIP lap dance area looking for someone to make change for me. I noticed that one girl had her customer's shirt up around his ears and she was working up a storm on his chest while four other dancers were cheering her on. It looked pretty cool to me. Although I considered it, I decided against going crazy at the ATM because it's so close to Christmas, and I did not indulge myself. Now that I know where this place is I'll be back again soon. As I told that little black princess, next time I'll be prepared to drop several hundred bucks on her if she's worth it. I'll file a more thorough report for you then.