The complaints first: The place is...

The complaints first: The place is so dark that you can easily bang into something (or someone) and get hurt. The guy at the door practically strip searches you for cameras or contraband and makes you feel like a criminal. The insides are shabby and some of the seats for the stage aren't comfortable. The restroom is not pleasant. The waitress hassles you to buy drinks for the girls.

The mixed points: Dancers come around and flirt with you, touch you, proposition you, talk dirty to you. You may enjoy getting such offers constantly or you may get annoyed, especially when the waitress is right there to ask you to buy an expensive drink for the lady. Some of the dancers can be pretty pushy. There always seems to be one you find so unattractive (in my case because of excessive tattoos, which I hate) that won't take Get Lost for an answer.

The plus points: There are always a couple of great looking dancers and if you pick wisely and pay a reasonable fee, the mileage can be off the charts. That's what most of us go to strip clubs for so it's not a small point.