Slow Tuesday
In Baltimore on a Tuesday night - had heard about the Penthouse club for some time so decided to check it out. Took an Uber to the club around 10pm - $20 cover, no issues getting into the club, not very busy overall.
The main bar surrounds the main stage with stairs coming down (over the bar) from a second floor. When you walk in, there appears to be seating and tables to the left and then vip booths or at least additional seating just to the right and in front of the main stage. I sat at the bar - and enjoyed a few cocktails while watching the stage.
As I was only in Baltimore for the night, I intentionally did my research as to which club to choose - and everybody seemed to suggest that while the mileage may not be there, the best looking girls would be at the Penthouse. I can only hope that my experience was because it was a Tuesday night - but I stayed for two hours and didn’t see a single girl that I wanted to get a dance from that night. I get it that we all have types - and maybe mine just wasn’t there - but I can’t remember the last time that I was so disappointed in the lineup.
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