Lido Cabaret
104 Cleveland Ave Cocoa Beach, FL 32931

Looks like potentially great experience if you have time

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Yardmantoo
Feb 28, 2023, 4:19 PM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

Great parking, easy to spot from the street. Not a seedy or scary area at all. Walked right in. NO cover.

 

It was about 3P. Very dark inside so stop, get your eyes adjusted. No step down or uneven floor which I have learned to look for. Take a hard right turn and you see the front counter, big bowl of peppermint. Again, had some money out but she told me no cover, come on in. I like that.

 

The Place was immediately too smoky inside for me. Cigar smoking. Just not my thing as I'm used to non smoking bars. Anyway bar is dead ahead, maybe 7 to 10 guys drinking with girls hanging around in chairs beside them. I was in a hurry but I played cool. I Sat at one of the two stages that were around the other side from the bar. The stages, which were the perfect height, very well lighted with chairs right at the stage that were perfect. If someone would have been dancing. Nobody was dancing but good music was blasting? A very hot dancer with a pink see through was standing at the bar. As I moved over, she headed to an employee area. I go to the bar and break a $100. Get a beer and 40 singles. I then go back and sit at stage. Now I've never been here before so I don't know the rules. A slim, young 21YO comes over and tells me she can stage dance but I can't hand her the tip on stage? Ok. I want to see dancing, I don't care when I tip. I admit, when she gets on stage she is a 10 for me. Fair dance. Really perfect body and ass on her. Slim young blonde. Typical me, I can't wait, I ask for a VIP the second she is done. I also noticed a second equally hot young lady get on the second stage.

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