Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016

And the most annoying dancer award goes to...

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Ronin0017
Feb 25, 2023, 4:35 PM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

I was in Burlington area for a personal work and had some free time to kill at noon, so I parked my car outside the pink building. There are trillions of "club details" available here, but for the sake of "not enough club details", building is pink, no cover before 7, drink is cheap, broken bathroom, long double pole stage, darker inside, dance cost is 30 dollars for 4 mins in mini enclosed camera monitored room. Dancers are mostly old and late fourty is the standard dancer age here.

 

It was Saturday evening and it was so crowded inside. I had to sit right beside a dude, which I hate. I saw Devon, Ruby, Tatiana, Erica, Cayenne, Ami, Jillian... All were super busy, they just popped up for a min, grabbed guy after guy and went back to dance rooms. I was getting bored as no one was stopping by and it was already over an hour. Finally J**l*n stopped by, and I was like f**k it, lets take a chance. For some reason I always avoided her and I find her older than my limit. Anyway, once we got inside, she literally started taking an interview. " Where are you from", "Which part?", "How many languages do you know?", "it seems very big, how big it is (which is an obvious lie)"... All these questions killed my mood I finally told her can we please stop talking and focus on dance? It was too mechanical I didn’t enjoy at all. Anyway, job was done within 3 songs, paid her extra 30 and got out of the club.

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