You won’t wait for a thong. Edit: thing

I’m again reviewing a deliberately dead time. I got there at 12:20. I needed to blow off steam and I knew I had to go to Onyx that night. The place was so deserted it was kind of funny. 10 dollar cover and no fee to park. Vanilla pat down. I’m not a fan of the pat down, it’s not thorough enough. I always get my knife in. If could get a gun in if I wanted to. The door isn’t tight enough.

They hadn’t even set the place all the way up yet. The TV wasn’t on, the bar wasn’t set all the way up but I did get a fairly priced drink. No DJ just a playlist. The place is getting dingy. (I don’t really care about the condition of the seats as long as they are clean. It’s not a restaurant. I’m just trying to post a good review.) Seats at the bar and booths downstairs are run down. Upstairs looks better but that’s probably because when it gets busy there’s no one up there.

I wrote this review to note that there are no shy chicks at this club. All them show up ready to go for it from minute one. It’s Latina city. A white guy, a Mexican and a black guy were there (the joke writes itself). They aren’t pushy but they come to get it. There were 6 girls in there but they were all ready. A Cuban 7 grabbed me in a special way before I said a word to her at the bar. She spoke zero English. I was waiting on someone and wouldn’t have dealt with her but that’s a good impression of this club.