Latest PH Visit

Been a little while between visits to the PH. First, to appease the review gods, the building is pink, on a busy road, and has ample parking. The inside is dark and wasn’t very crowded this Tuesday afternoon around 2:00. Brought my own beer, so no need for the soft drink that accompanies the cover charge. Music is at appropriate volume and varies by the dancer. Seating is around a rectangular bar. Stage on the inside of the bar. Two dancers at a time at either end of the stage. Girls circulate outside the bar for tips after they dance. Mini barside dances can be fun. Both the building and dancers can use some updates.

Usual afternoon crew was present: Kennedy, Erica, Leah, Tatianna, Cayenne, Kiara, Milla, Sabrina, Lucy, Gina, Luna, Suzy and a couple other forgettable dancers. Also present were Thais and Talita. I’ve not seen Leah, Thais or Talita since pre-Covid times but all of them looked great. Didn’t dance with any of them unfortunately. Saw Sabrina. Did she go by a different name in the past? From a distance, she looked like a bargain basement version of Rosa.

I was short on time today so I made quick work of the visit. First to stop by was Kennedy, who I ultimately danced with later (more below). Cayenne looked good and I was tempted to go back with her, but demurred since I had just sat down. Kiara and Gina stopped by next. I gave Gina a pity dollar and she moved on. Kiara is fine, but a second string dancer imo. Next up was Luna. Her barside chatter is very convincing and she looks pretty good. I almost took her back to see if she delivered, but remembered that a few reviews I saw labeled her a dud. Too bad because she could be fun if she delivered even a little. Thais stopped by and looked phenomenal. I should have taken her back for a spin. I’m a dummy.