Looks can be deceiving at Cheetas

This review is from December of 2022. I was on a fishing trip with a buddy and that got cancelled so we decided to hit up Cheetas. I had not been there since 2006. The place used to have a reputation for being a dumb and ghetto. In 2006 it was very much like that but it was way better now.

Outside - The place looks like a total dump from the outside. I believe one of the hurricanes did some damage that was patch work repaired. Even the old sign outside that used to say Cheetas was knocked down and now there is nothing more than a string of old Christmas lights that go around the building. The parking lot was full and in need of repair. There is no security in the lot so make sure you lock your vehicle.

Inside - Cover charge was $10 to get it. What they didnt spend on the outside they spent on the inside for a total remodel. The place looked completely different from the early days. There are two stages and two bars. There is an elevated private dance area where you can get private dances for a $20 wrist band. Most of the tables to sit at were located between the two stages with plenty of room to walk around. Crowd was alittle rough but not to thugish. Drinks were $10 for mixed at 7.50 for beer. Also there was a Champaign room you could get into for the price of a bottle. The price was $300 for the bottle and it was a 1 liter. We went with the bottle due having the room all to ourselves and our bar tab would have been about that price by the end of the night anyway. The room was private with nice leather couches along the wall, a coffee table in the middle and a couple tvs on the wall. The door to get in was open and any one could walk by and see in.

Girls - A wide variety of different girls here. There were probably 25+ girls Make up was mostly Hispanic at 65% (mostly cubans), white was 30% and 5% black. There was one older Filipino walking around who was a solid 4. Most of the women ranged from 6 -9 with alot of solid 8s and 9s. Body sizes were all different from curvy and man made to athletic and natural with ages from early 20s to late 30s. Almost all the girls were very friendly. I did have one try to give me the old "that was 6 dances" when it was really 3. She got booted real quick from the room after that. I had one 23 year old mexican that was a solid 8.5 with not a ounce of fat on her and no mommy damage. My buddy instantly grabbed a 25 year old from Venezuela and then her friend came to join us. I spent rest of evening with her. Both were solid 9s and didnt try to rip us off. My girls was named after a large city in Georgia. Dances were $20 with two way contact. She did offer OTC but that is not what I am looking for. This is not an ITC place either if that's what your looking for.

Overall the club is alot nicer than it used to be and prices were reasonable. There was no intense hustle except from Cubans. Most of the girls sat and chilled with you. We probably spent a total of $900 between the 2 of us but that included bottle and waitress tip. We were there for about 4 hours total.