Very Mediocre, Somewhat Depressing
Came here on a whim last Thursday afternoon after a meeting I had in Pacoima. I live in Porter Ranch so this is one of the clubs closest to my house, but I stopped going after the infamous pre-Covid raid that happened in 2019. Since that time, many of my faves like Jersey, Stella amongst a slew of others completely abandoned ship and either moved on to greener pastures or left for other clubs elsewhere. Who knows, but really haven’t had an ardent desire to go back since as the talent progressively got worse. Covid didn’t help matters either as this club went apparently went through a complete rebuilding phase in general.
Fast forward to last Thursday afternoon and the parking lot was fairly empty when I arrived. Maybe 4 cars in total.I remember the days when this place used to be fairly packed most days of the week. Entered through the parking lot and was met by the giddy young door guy who seemed fairly ecstatic that someone was even here. He told me he had to scan my license (to see if I’m on their banned patron list??) and wand me down before he could let me enter. I inquired further about the license scanning and he mentioned it’s a Corporate mandate due to people who have bailed on dancers without paying them after getting dances. The ole I’m going to the ATM and I’ll be right back trick just doesn’t work anymore I guess. Lol. So if you do pull something like that, or do anything outside of their “code of conduct”, you go in their database. Interesting. Never thought I’d see joints taking on the casino approach for security. He did tell me he only had 4 girls (4 girls = the 4 cars) so he let me in for 5 bucks and handed me a free drink ticket before wanting me down.
I entered and the place still looks the same - stage at the bar, large stage in the middle and VIP rooms with couches at the side. Curtains can either be closed or tied partially open depending on the dancer and type of dance you pay for. After grabbing my Sprite from the bartender, I was approached by a decent looking, very fit blonde spinner with pouty lips and nice curves (I forget her name). She was cool and all but the hustle factor made me feel a bit uneasy. She did offer extras for the price of the 15 minute dance + $650.00?? lol. That’s 900 bucks total out the door. The GPS was an immediate turnoff so I passed and was then approached by Indica Rose who was extremely charming and more genuinely amiable than the last dancer. I ended up getting a standard dance with her which was a great grind with absolutely no defense whatsoever. Again, nothing special but good enough to justify my time there. I tipped her 30 and stayed there for another 15 minutes before leaving as it was completely dead with absolutely no variety. I was the only patron there but I’m sure this place is still going through it’s ebbs and flows. I doubt I’ll be back anytime soon until this place finds its footing. If you aren’t getting dances there is literally nobody really going on stage at all.
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