Disappointing experience as a couple visiting Platinum Plus Cabaret

So, first off, take my review with a grain of salt, because I am far, far, far from a strip club regular. I only go to one if my wife and I want to have a sexy fun time out that's a little different, so I've only been to four or five in my life (i'm 51, she's 61). But I have to say, this was by far the most disappointing strip club experience I've ever had.

The place itself is just north of Phoenix Sky Harbor airport. It's beautiful inside, clean, far from sleazy. And it's pretty cheap to go there--$10 cover, $6 drinks. Unfortunately, that's where our enjoyment ended.

First off, it was Valentine's Day, 9:30pm when we arrived, three days after the Super Bowl--so you'd think there'd be at least a few people there. But it was practically dead--maybe six people other than the girls, and these six guys appeared to be regulars who knew the girls well. The music was pumping, yet the place was incredibly empty. It was like we'd arrived at 11am or something.