White bread guy paradise

Hit here around 9 pm last night after a trip to lookers. So this review will wind up being kind of a comparison between the two places. First difference is the parking lot while being much smaller has a guy keeping an eye on things who is about 6 foot five and 280 pounds or more. He was dressed in a suit. They had a little red carpet out trying to be fancy. $10 cover with id scan to walk in the door which is similar to the other place. Non English speaking troll in the can. That’s about where the similarities end though.

There were three guys working the floor as bouncers. Very few customers so the dancer to customer ratio was pretty high. The only problem was the dancers that were there were more interested in being on their phones when they weren’t in the very small dance stage area. They also have a dress code requirement, which I think has selective enforcement lol. Two AA ladies, maybe two latinas and the rest of the girls (including bartender and wait staff) were white.

I didn’t get any dances here but have in the recent past at $25 per. There are two dance area that are monitored by a dude in there with you. I get it. You have only three options in fort Meyers now post Ian for strip clubs. 2/3 are very low end and then there’s this place obviously going for the “upper end” older white guy crowd. It is what it is. Safe and boring. Or wild and crazy down the street. I had a few drinks as the bartender was nice and could hold a conversation.