5th Ave. Sports Bar
138 5th Ave Paterson, NJ 07524

Smells Like Teen Spirit

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emilio42
Feb 1, 2023, 8:31 PM
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Visited: Monday Evening

OK once again I am reviewing 5th Ave. If you want a description of the place please read my previous review of this same location. It contains a detailed description and nothing has changed. So you may ask why publish a second review, well the girls are different on a Monday night and the experience is as well. If you recall in my last review I was approached by a blonde who basically gave me a table side hand job from the moment she greeted me, I returned a few times afterward and other girls were just as hands on, this time was different.

On Monday I sat at the bar as usual and a chubby dark skinned girl with long straight hair approached me. I thought she was fresh off the boat but she has been in the country for two years. What truly impressed me is that I am usually not attracted to fat girls, but this young woman was wearing the most beautiful lingerie I have ever seen. It looked brand new and it perfectly covered the right parts and accentuated her cute parts. It also didn't hurt that she was the youngest dancer working that night, she said she was 23 and her face was beautiful. I bought her a drink and she proceeded to give me a bar side lap dance. Unlike the other girls she did not reach inside my pants or touch the goods at all with her hands, however, she did do plenty of grinding and it was worth the few dollars I tipped her. What she did do was kiss me right on the lips, I was honestly turned on and would have taken her to the back, but I have a rule that I recommend all guys follow. As she was kissing me I reached down and started rubbing her kitty through her panties and then when she wasn't looking I smelled my finger. My dick instantly went limp, this is why I never liked chunky girls, the odor I whiffed was like walking through the fish market in china town on a hot summer day. I couldn't wait to get out of there. If I had gone to the back extras are available, normally FS is 1.5 including house fee, but this time I just went home and saved a few bucks.

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