Have been here a few times...

Have been here a few times -- they serve alcohol (drinks are not exorbitantly priced, which is a plus), so no total nudity, topless dances only. Most of the dancers I've interacted with are easy to talk with, and reasonably attractive. The main room (around the stage), is where the women stop by to sit with you and talk, obviously with the eventual aim of getting some money from the customers. The table dances in teh main area are $20 each, and are not worth it at all -- basically air dances, we in SF are used to better. The VIP dances ($30 per, two-dance minimum) are somewhat better -- the VIP area is behind the DJ booth, the seats are recessed into shallow alcoves, and they are clothed lap dances with good grinding. However, bouncers make the rounds, and no contact with dancers' breasts is permitted. Finally, there are two champagne rooms, on either side of the main bar opposite from the DJ booth. Haven't succumbed to the $200 per half hour ($300/hr.) pitches, keeping in mind Chris Rock's warning (there's no sex in the champagne room!).

All in all, a nice place to go in and get a drink, watch dancers get topless, and talk with attractive women who will give you a couple $30 lap dances in the VIP room. Expect that, you'll do okay (their website has free-admission coupons, good except on Tuesdays when drinks are $2); expect more, and you'll be disappointed. If you want more, go to Crazy Horse, MBOT, or (if you don't mind sleazy) MSC, you won't really get it at Hustler.