A Saturday afternoon at Fantasies...

Well, it was a boring and rainy Saturday, so I decided to swing by Fantasies and see what was what. I got there around 1 pm. You walk in, and proceed through a metal detector. Everyone sets it off, but no one does anything. Not sure why it's there other than to alert the bartender that someone is coming in. Speaking of bars, there are 2 - one right as you walk in, and one on the opposite end of the club as you look to your right. I sat down at the first bar and ordered a Miller lite - I don't like to impair my decision making process, or deal with the aftermath of beer goggles. $6/can and I don't have to sit and question how long it's been since the draft lines were cleaned. Almost immediately a dancer sat down beside me, and as is my normal luck, she's not even close to my type. A little heavier, and she was Brazilian. (I've had plenty of fun with Brazilian dancers here before, just this one wasn't attractive to me.) Like Luna at Centerfolds in Worcester, she didn't know how to take a hint. I told her I had just come in, and was just going to relax and have a beer. I turned away to watch the football game on TV, but she kept talking and talking. Eventually she said she'd let me drink my beer and come back and check on me after I was more relaxed, and went off to talk to another guy down the bar. But she left her purse at the seat beside me, the stripper cock-block. During this time I saw a tall brunette walking around, going up to most of the men at the bar except me. I later learned her name was Jenny (more on her later).

My first friend FINALLY took her purse away, about the time I got up to head to the bathroom. I decided I don't like sitting at that main bar, right in the line of sight of anyone entering the club. So I wandered down to the other bar, and grabbed a seat. Jenny was wandering that area, but still didn't approach. Then, out of nowhere, Kira (Keira? Kyra? Chirra??) was practically in my lap at the bar, chatting like we'd known each other forever. Totally my type. Brunette, medium height - bordering on spinner. We chatted for a good while, then decided to go get a dance. I know, I know, VIP is the better value here, but if I don't know what I'm getting, VIP can also be a waste of money. Anyway, Kira takes a $20 from me to go get a ticket from the house mom/attendant at the door of the dance area. She brings me back my $5 change, and we head to the booths. Once in there, it only took me half a song to realize she'd make a great VIP partner. We were in there for a dance, and then a second song for the negotiations - no additional charge for that one.

We proceeded to the VIP ($40 to the house, negotiated $160 to Kira). VIP is 15 mins, but is really low-key whatever the girl wants - We got the times up "whenever you want it to be" knock about 20 mins in from the house mom. Kira told me straight up with some guys she's a strict 15 mins - others get more. She was in a giving mood with me. No gory details but I'd highly recommend Kira for VIP. I wasn't disappointed.