Stories from multiple visits to Mons

This place is infamous. It has provided me with some great material. Some people say spending money at clubs is a waste, but this post will serve as proof that it is time and money well spent. I would like to share three stories:

The first time I ever walked into this place, I was greeted by a perfectly tan Puerto Rican girl with an excellent smile and personality. She had this unique sales tactic of offering a free massage with her dance. So she sits behind and rubs shoulder for one song, and then the next song is the dance.

As the night went on and after further visits, I understood why she felt like she needed to use this sales tactic on me. Later there were tons of girls everywhere giving and asking for dances. Highly competitive situation. At first I thought the massage thing was totally unnecessary. I would have wanted the dance either way. But it really was a great bonus because I remember her to this day, because she made that extra effort to connect. At the time, I didn’t even value that type of thing, I just wanted to touch her body, but in hindsight, she did an excellent job creating a special memory. What a fucking professional.