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Stopped by the club on a Thusday late afternoon felt like it was getting close to midnight. This visit was a few weeks ago prior to writing this. The town of Kalamazoo was dead, I hardly, saw any other cars on the road while driving there. I have never been to the Deja Vu before. I saw it advertised that it had two diffrent clubs in one place. Sounds interesting one full nude the other was topless. I pulled in the parking lot to the place it looked like a tall castle with tall walls and pillars around the entrance and lights shining upward. Kinda cool and impressive except the parking lot was empty, still with nobody around. I made my way to the front door and found the full nude side was locked and closed. Went over to the Deja Vu side open the door and walked in. I found the typical dark entry way with colored lights and female in a hooded sweater working the front door. She asked $30 for cover..... Wow. I quickly remembered I found a 1/2 off cover coupon on a social media while researching this place and I quickly found it to use because I was surprised with that cover charge. I showed the female door security, the coupon on my phone when she laughed and said they haven't accepted those since before Covid 19. Well, $30 it was then. Door security theb reminded me the club was still a 1 drink minimum after paying the super high cover. Still without even seeing any woman inside yet, Now I walked into the club itself. The club was large on the inside as seen from the outside. Immediately straight ahead in the left corner, this was also left of the middle main stage, was the private dance area. This was walled off with large chairs with tall backs forming a private room. The main stage went across the back of the club with various stages and poles. The main stage extended into the middle of the room where a pole in the middle went up into the ceiling with a lighted catwalk across the ceiling where dancers would walk to the center pole. To the rear of the club was the bar that served expensive drinks where I remembered being immediately turned off by price again. I got a $5 water. Dont remember the other prices other than high. By this time I spotted 3 girls working the area.

One a black female with pierced tits between B-C cup, she was walking around topless with a black gentleman. One white, very skinny brunette that had colored highlights in her hair, A cup tits, wearing a open, one piece dress. A third dancer, white woman also brunette, thin but not skinny had, A-B cup tits wearing a blue bikini. I sat down off to the left of center stage to watch the dancers make rotations. I looked around and noticed the club was dead, it was myself and maybe 3 other patrons inside. I also noticed the 3 woman I already spotted working that night was it. No other girls working, the bartender was a man wearing a dress shirt and tie. The skinny brunette in the dress came over and sat by me. We talked a long while, got to know each other well. She was easy to get to know and polite, wish I could remember a name but I can't. We spoke about the other half of the club where she stated it had been closed for awhile because of covid. She further stated she used to go dance at clubs in Indiana because everything in Michigan was closed. She also stated she had to wear a painting suit while dancing for a while as it was a rule during covid. No dollar dance, asked me for private dance I told her not right now. She never came back and the other 2 woman ignored me. Ended up leaving because it was dead and boring. The club was nice, new and clean but I think Michigan ruined clubs for a while with crazy covid practice.