Visiting NYC for work. Haven't been to strip clubs in several years now and checked up the ones close to my hotel. Satin Dolls was close by and some of the reviews mentioned it as ok place. Went around 9pm Monday - place was deserted. Was told its $25 cover charge on a monday. Meh - paid it. Bartender says *must* buy drink if you want to get from the lobby to the dance area. Fine - bought a beer for $13. I guess I totally give off the NYC tourist vibe.
The main area is pretty small - can seat <20 people at capacity. Stage was empty. Three girls - two black and one a middle-aged east european (said she was from brooklyn). The black ladies - pretty big (tall/busty) were working on some Indian fella who was helluva drunk.
The white lady approached me - Maci - made small talk. Told her I'll figure out what I want once other girls come in. She said other's all upstairs and will take a while. Paid $20 for a lapdance - definitely not the best I've had - no touching anywhere. Asked her how much for a lil more interactive dance (San Jose - where I live has $40 dances which gives a guy boob time) - she suggested going upstairs to VIP. Asked about pricing and she quoted $950 for the half hour + her tip. So, yes, I definitely look like the touristy schmuck. Decided to play that card then and told her the line about having hotel a block away and she should come over later. Of course she asked to instead go upstairs and I said - let me finish my drink. Tipped for another dance which was WAYY better - lots of ass play and grinding and 'accidental' boob play. Got motorboaded which reminded me of younger days. So a good experience
She kept telling me about the VIP room, getting very intimate, grazing my below region. Wanted me to buy a two girl dance, but didn't want to break momentum with this girl- told her I only got eyes on her for now. Did the whole 'need to get laid bad' + 'hotel' routine and bought another dance. This one was pretty good - let me pretty much have my way waist up + ass. Half way through, a tall, 50s white lady walks in and demands I keep my hands to the side. Not a bouncer, but someone I'd expect at the PTA meeting. Oh well - was fun. Tipped her an extra $20 for the effort.
She said she'd be right back and went to the washroom area and I took that cue to exit - the club had nothing else to offer.
Will I go here again? Nope
