Just meh

My wife and I visited Cruisin Chubbys last week on Thursday at 9PM. We wanted to have some strip club fun while we were in Wisconsin Dells. As you enter the first thing you see is the large L shaped stage directly in front of you. The bar is to the left of the stage and bathrooms to the right. There are a few tables around the main stage. Behind the main stage, up a few stairs, there is another level with more seating and another smaller stage. There is also VIP seating upstairs (shown on the TVs scattered around the place). The overall decor is woody... as in log cabin. We didn't go around the place to get an in-depth experience as it was very slow so all the "action" was at the main stage.

Upon entering we had to pay the $20 cover for both of us. We headed to the bar to get drinks, long island iced tea and margarita, which cost $14. The margarita was one of the worst I have had in a long time. We got a table at the back of the stage close to the bar. There was two other couples and ~6 other people, so it must not have been a busy time for the place as it could hold a lot more people. A few other folks came and few left, but never got busy. There were about 7 girls working, most taking up residence with the guys at the bar and stage until it was their time on stage. Primarily white Midwestern girls. Most looked pretty good. I did go up to the stage a couple times to tip a few of the girls as they did pretty well on the pole, but most girls did not put much effort into it. There was also a lot of "NO TOUCHING" signs all around so it kept everything tame... and boring. Only one girl mentioned she liked couples, tipped her a bit and told her to come over, however after her set she met up with another couple we seen her talking to before and never seen her again. We stayed about an hour, given how slow it was and no interest from the girls, we decided to leave.