A Tale of Two

First off, I was hammered early and this trip was a two club experience from the afternoon at Hi Liter to the evening at Sugar 44. Good times, but being hammered at the club doesn’t work, I need to fall back on doing that but I was on vacation so it went a little overboard. Anyways I’ll skip the club details because this place has never changed since I’ve been going, the only thing that changed over time is the service.

I went into HL around 2-3 and it was pretty fun, lots of action, a few new people I had never seen. The first person who approached me was Dallas (I think), usually I’m good w the details but she sat down was too talkative and said she was from South Dakota, which is why I’m confused on the name, maybe it was Dakota. Anyways, I quickly segued into asking her for a dance in hopes that the conversation would stop or lessen, she isn’t unattractive, but not really my type. Kind of a bimbo white girl, fake tits that don’t move, and the voice is not fun. The dance was on the floor and I was at a table so it kept moving too much and was annoying. My drunk ass should’ve been by the wall or in VIP, but with her this was probably the move. Dance was monotonous and mechanical, much like the conversation. Next I went full Cuban for a while and saw Dani, Shanti, and one other super short girl who was pushing VIP and all sorts of other shit way too hard. Shanti is the best out of that whole squad by a long shot. I saw Angel too who is great as well in my opinion, great skin, booty for days, good to talk to. This trip was way better than my last a few months back where I got cornered by a dancer who was two months pregnant and in there bitching about her husband leaving her, I forget her name, but she looks like a good softball player, it’s the best description I can come up with.

Next up I went over to Sugar 44 to see how that was nowadays. I probably got in there around 6 or 7 ish maybe a bit later closer to 8. I went in and sat with Sarafina which was cool. She is a blond with an amazing ass, all natural everything, but kind of a slow dancer, she plays it well. I hung out with her for a while and spent around $200 on a floor/VIP combo. I ran into Mustang which was a Night of the Living Dead moment. Holy shit!, I thought she hung up the high heels years ago, and she was even saying grannyish shit to me, it was funny. She said “all these young girls in here are on Fans Only”…classic old lady move. All jokes aside it was good to see people still rocking with her old ass. She definitely still has a fan club, she kept following me around thinking I’d make the move and take her for one last ride, but I couldn’t do it. One thing I will say about this club is that it’s probably 90% lesbian. Maybe everybody. Just throwing that out there for what it’s worth. One girl told me she was pansexual in there and I just let it ride. Phoenix is always interesting.