Three Choices and a couple

First, I have to admit I do like this place. There is something about the dumpiness and knowledge that you never know what you'll get that attracts me. That said, I came in around 9:00 and paid the small cover. I typically go during the day and find walking in to the darkness to be a blinding experience. Well, walking into the darkness at night was still a somewhat blinding experience, it is dark in there. The bar is straight ahead when you walk in with a small stage on the left and larger one on the right. VIP area is in back where the dances take place. Went straight to the crowded bar, ordered a Carona and hung for a bit. Was approached by a parade of slippers, small, large, blond, brunette...you get the idea. I settled on going to the back with a rather thick girl from Guatemala. Her English was border line zero, and my Spanish is border line zero. Certainly wasn't a problem, and off we went. The VIP area was shoulder to shoulder, which I have to admit I enjoy. Getting to look around and see who seems to be doing what is always a good time. 5/$100 was quickly agreed to and we had typical mutual touching. There was little touching below her waist or mine, just a brush here and there, and she was outside the pants until the last 30 seconds of the last song when she suddenly found jr. for the upsell. I wasn't really feeling it, so I thanked her and moved on. The bar was completely full now, went to the benches on the left side of the club where I sat down and several seconds later. a civilian couple sat down next to me. He was latin, she was white petite and blond, both in there mid 40's. We started talking a bit...wlhich if you know how loud it is means being very close to e each other. He stood up to get drinks, and the woman leans over and gives me a kiss on the cheek and says thank you for letting us sit with you...hmmm. Meanwhile, none of this is stoping the parade of slippers and soon me and the guys wife are having a "serious" discussion about who I should have my next lap dance with. After a bit she decides I should have a dance with this rather large Mexican girl, with shoulder length hair, dark skin, and huge naturals. (Almost the exact opposite of the petite thin woman I'm talking to.). She beckons the girl over to me and the rather large stripper sits next to me. (Her husband has come back from the bar with the drinks and is standing there smirking at all this.), His wife leans across me and whispers something in the the strippers ear while placing both her hands on my legs. She pulls back and whispers in my ear to have fun. This is my clue and off I go with the big girl to the back wondering what the dane will be like and what awaits me when I get back. (BTW, I did ask my civilian friend if she wanted to come with us and supervise the dance, but she politely declined.) Sure enough the dance was just like my first dances I had...no more no less. Fun, nothing wildly memorable...though I have to say she certainly was large. I came back to at the bench and my friend wanted to know if I had fun. I hung out for the next few hours with my friendly couple. We talked, drank beers and she told me at length about their sex life. Whatever visions I had about anything more happening never happened. I had one more set of dances from a blond cuban dancer who was a bit more hands on, but only a bit. After the dance I called it a night after saying my goodbyes and getting handed the husbands business card. It was a fun and rather odd evening.