I visited Acropolis on a Friday night after consuming many alcoholic beverages. This was my first and only strip club experience, and I really visited for the steaks. I heard about an inexpensive filet mignon from a friend and figured it was too good to be true. More on that later.
This place smells like a bowling alley. It’s big. There is loud hip hop music. I was surprised by how attractive many of the dancers were. Some real baddies. Lots of fake breasts and butt plugs. I am a gigantic wimp and generally averse to sex work, so I did not spend any money on the girls. There was a cover charge - I don’t remember how much. I think $10-15. Hopefully they put this money to good use.
Onto the meal. My friends and I all ordered steaks. I ordered the filet mignon. It was $15… mighty suspicious. My friends each ordered rib eyes. The purchase of a steak came with access to the Acropolis salad bar. What a phenomenal salad bar! Right next to the men’s toilets! I like my hard boiled eggs fertilized. I chowed down on some fertilized eggs, buttplug in my face as I sat on a stool, until my steak arrived.
The steak was not good. It tasted of deferred dreams and salt.
Overall 6/10 experience. I’d probably go again.
