The Usual: Hot Girls, Mostly Mediocre Dances

I get here a few times a year, but this is my first ever review. I've probably been to Bourbon Street a couple dozen times over the last 10 years. This visit was on a Thursday night around 7pm. Parking lot is very spacious and I always feel safe. There were fewer cars than I expected, seemed like fewer than 10, but then again this is peak season for getting-the-hell-out of Phoenix. Walking in I passed what looked like a bouncer escorting a dancer to her car. Went in through the automatic sliding door, paid $10 cover and to my delight, no ID check, no pat down, no hand sanitizer, and no temperature check. Now that could be because the bouncer was busy outside.

Inside is classic strip club but clean and plenty spacious for the few people here on this night, maybe 6-8 patrons. Bar is to the left. There is a main stage in the center of the club, and two smaller stages that get use on busier nights, but the girls were only doing two songs each on the main. I actually prefer that to when all 3 stages are going. I mean if you see a girl you *absolutely* must spend time with, it's 6 songs before she's through her rotation. There are several TVs around the place usually with a game on. VIP area is over to the left with about 8 booths more or less open to the rest of the club.

I don't tend to have a lot of time to spend in clubs so when I do go, it's like speed dating. On this night within a few seconds of getting my $5 bottle of water, I made eye contact and motioned over an incredibly hot dancer named Madison and immediately stood up to head to VIP. She was a solid 9, maybe late 20s, C cups, brunette, extremely good looking. She had a few tattoos but nothing too heavy. I did 3 dances for $20 each. She was gorgeous, but her dances were uninspired and too much air for my liking. She had no problem with my hands but she just didn't do much of a grind. She had to go on stage so I went back to my seat.