I was there last week. ...

I was there last week. Had time to kill in Portland, went for a walk. It was easy to find, walking distance from my hotel, but man, oh, man what a dive! There were only two dancers on duty, so they would alternate being on stage. There were no waitresses, so you had to get your own drink at the bar (one drink minimum. There were a couple of local guys playing pool. The place looked dirty, and the smoke was so thick you could hardly see to the other end of the room. The dancers had no enthusiasm and were not friendly, though they were reasonably attractive for such a dive. It was my first time visiting a strip club in Portland, and all I can say is, I hope they have something better to offer, otherwise it'll likely be my last.