Marcus Aurelius had a dream that was Rome. This is not it. This is not it!

Detroit, MI. Did not have an awesome time on 8 mile road. You get here, at night like I did, valet is $8 plus tip $9. Walk in, cover $15. Mandatory one drink, ok let me see how much a water is, $8. Ok now you want to get a dance $20 to get in, and then $25 a dance. Meanwhile this place was dead. Are you fucking kidding me. Anyway a few middle age customers here, most playing the bar. I didn't want a drink at the bar and the lady just acted like I took dump on the bar. Look lady nobody wants your shitty fucking 8 dollar poland spring. I sit down for a while and watch the stage.

Dancers. Only like 6 for like 9pm. The girls weren't ugly but nobody worth all the money it takes to get in here. Looked like white, latina and black. All younger. For the most part thinner side to average body types, no models here. Let me just get handjob from the crack head girl a few blocks at least I'll get something for all this. Eventually a waitress came over and asked me if I wanted something to drink, and I said no. She said oh you can't sit here then. I was not going to dig in any further to this lame overpriced spot. And this is without curtains on it's VIP booths. Just no. I know back in the day this place was supposedly awesome but those days I guess are long gone. Stop charging customers so much just to come in here, god damn. You'll get me once, but never twice I won't be back anytime soon. Nowhere to run from the damn fees. Motown, you know what time it is. https://youtu.be/FNFDKm8F4hg?t=7