Normally just a juice bar, I...

Normally just a juice bar, I happened across Deja Vu on a night where they were having an invitation-only party. The guy at the door gave me an invitation, so I went in. No cover, free beer, and two-for-one lapdances. How could you go wrong? Well, a couple of ways. First, the girls were not attractive. Second, the place has a weird red-velvet look like an old-time brothel. Finally, the one lapdance I got was mostly air, and performed in a booth with a vending-machine-style bill taker/timer. Very mechanized. Overall I didn't have a great time despite the free beer.