Let me be honest here. The last dude who made a review named MDU on Delilahs Strip club in Toms River you’re a liar. On scale of 1 through 5 this strip club would be a 2.9. In my opinion witnessing what I had seen going on that day. I had went on Sunday afternoon I stayed until 10pm. Got some McDonald’s came back and watched the show. this is one of the most subpar strip clubs in NJ. It’s not any worse then Centerfolds don’t go there the strippers will rob you in the VIP room there. I went there before coming to Delilahs in Toms River. The parking lot was empty there and they tried charging me an entry fee. They must of thought I was dumb like strippers don’t got vehicles to the hot strippers got the mustangs, bmws, or Cadillacs you get the point. Best part about this strip club is the location. It has a nice big parking lot where you can see the main entry point. Who’s going in and out of the strip club. You can sit and watch the strippers in there civilians clothes as they walk in with nice black leggings and a petite figure. On that particular Sunday night there was about 6 dancers. And one attractive 9/10 water girl. She had a Jeep Cherokee so you know these girls making money. Flip side barely any patrons in the building. No customers no money. But there were regulars who got drunk on the side of the stage with there beer. And had 40 singles on the side for all time favorite stripper. The bouncer was not intimidating short 5 foot 6 bald headed Hawaiian looking mixed white man about 190 pounds. He was short and wide in my opinion. Two out of the six dancers were African American one very petite and skinny about 5’1 probably a 100 lbs. Had a Mercedez Benz. Asian guy and a Hasidic Jew went vip with here a couple times. I guess they were her regulars and how she was able to keep paying her car note. Then the second African American girl was about 130 lbs with Latin characteristics so she was problaby mixed about 5’3. No one threw no money at her. Bouncer told me she did extras in the vip. If you’re not a regular it’s hard to get a dancer to sit with you. Once they get off stage they run and hide in the back room. Bouncer isn’t any help especially when the rest of the girls are 8 out of 10s and above. He don’t want you touching his chick that he regularly smashes. Seriously the bouncer if you ask him to get the hottest chick in the building for you to get a lap dance. He’ll make you wait an hour and then tell you I texted her. Wornt go in the back to get her and sit there and flirt with other girls. And when he does he’ll tell you gotta wait for her to get on stage and after she’s done you can get a lap dance that’s only four minutes. Terrible terrible please go to 35 gentlemen’s club on a Saturday night after 11pm. This what’s going to happen get a 6 pack of beer bring 400 dollars. Smoke 2 backwoods, blunts, jay, weed, or cigarette your choice. And have a good time with the 50 women in there. Just call one of these 9/10 over and you can get a free stick shift for 30 mins if you spend your money right. Yea leave your boxers at home throw a couple dollars on stage when its there turn on stage and tell her come sit me and talk. You can negotiate, bullshit, fake it, ask for lap dance, vip, or extras. Point is delilahs major con is the bouncer is the middle man to the girl you want. And oh boy he’s gonna be jealous if you take his girl. Watch out for when he tells you take another girl to the lap dance area just leave. In delilahs Tom’s river it’s byob just like 35 gentlemen’s. But unless your a regular and your paying one of your faves tuition. There isn’t really a bright side to this strip club best time to go. Is probably on either a Friday or Saturday night since it will be triple the amount of girls. I say probably 12 to 18. And the girls have more ability to roam near the seating area to give you fake love but attention no less. This is a club if your smart you go one time pull up in nice ass car and bring a group of your buddies with you. And tip decently on stage to when favorite dancer appears. You bring two bad motherfuckers that are decently handsome. If he’s a fat boy or under an adjustable 6. Bring 2 more buddies and some liquor. Get your favorite dancer some drinks you brought with you tip her good on stage. Stay till close and take her home. 30 percent of these chicks in there are ugly but will suck your noodle in the club and outside the club. The 70 percent which attractive you gone need a game plan because everybody wants her. Owner of the club got money out the ass two sits in there with a girl doesn’t give a fuck could be ran better if he did better management and marketing especially on social media. So the cock hungry men who do spend there hard earned money could at least have a menu of dancers. But like i said that’s why I gave this club a 2.9 out of 3. Good area if you’re tryna avoid cops or people. But sucks once your inside since you gotta give up your phone and it’s boring as hell if your not drunk or on drugs. Especially when these chicks are so full of themselves and don’t even wanna fake it and walk around to come get a dollar out ya pocket. I purposely leave money hanging out my ass so these girls can at least have a reason to come near me. That’s my two cents of the day. delilahs den y’all need some stronger bouncers because knowing me and my friends. Wearing flip flops as a bouncer is not gonna help you if I decide it’s not good day for you.
