CL, Dependably Decent!

Adjudicator notes

• Pussylicker2Approved·How was parking? Cover charge? Drink prices? Dance prices? I flag a review as a club ad when only positive things are said, like great bartender, hot ladies, nice doorman, but no mention of negatives like cover charge, high drink prices. Other than the brutal "after hours" $50 surcharge on top of the already insane $500 charge, everything you said is positive. By the way, I would have bailed on the $500 room upin hearing about the $50 surcharge. They almost certainly would have waived it, but I would have said I was no longer in the mood. Otherwise you come off as a chump who's easy to take advantage of.
• RockAllNightApproved·$500 + tip sounds high compared to other reviews especially for what sounds like a lackluster performance.