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Hobbeze

Lebanon, PA

So, Hobbeeze is such a unique experience. Park in the middle of no where. Wonder the theater area (lots of dudes, sigh). But the dances - oh, so good. I lucked out, no one was…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, PA

So, another visit to PP, my sorta favorite Lehigh Valley den of ... an ok time? Also, the only one I go to with any regularity. $8 and a scan of of your license to…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, NY

So... NYC strip clubs. Some other review said "NYC strip clubs are garbage don't go there." Kinda accurate. First and only SC I've been to in NYC, on a night when I got blueballed by…

this is the club i go to most frequently, but usually during the week, so I decided to check it out on a Saturday night. I arrived around 11, and it was pretty busy, they have…

I wanted to share my two visits in one review. My first visit was on a Saturday night, and it was actually my first time ever going to a strip club. I arrived around 10:00 p.m.,…

- Saturday at 7:30 - outside is in a strip mall - go in a waiting area, with an attendant - then into a really big open room. One of the largest I've seen. A center stage…

Don’t want to be the guy who gives a club a negative review because I showed up at midnight on a Monday and it was dead. I prefer to follow a “two visit minimum” rule…