HumpDay @ New Club !!

Was in the Dayton area on Wednesday around 9pm, and heard there was a new club - and since it’s HumpDay, let’s check it out. Near the Dayton Mall - parking lot and building was nice and lit up. Not many cars in lot, and 2 bouncers by the entrance. Super friendly guys, told me to empty my pockets and walk thru the metal detector, and in I go! Cutie took my ID, had me enter my cell number on her IPad, paid $5 and I am in. Place is nice as can be, with lots of cushy oversized seats and a nice long bar. To my surprise, not a single guy/customer in the whole place, but 3 very hot ladies. I saddle up next to one sitting at the bar and got a beer. She was super friendly and chatty - said people start rolling in around 10:30 or so, and it’s usually busy by 11:30. She said this was the old Pazazz and they spent 1.2m remodeling the whole place in Oct 2021. Definitely looks like it, as the place was spotless with TV’s everywhere. I didn’t have much time and told her that, and she quickly said let me take you on a tour. So first she takes me to a hallway with some nice rooms that were pretty private - just a slightly see-thru chain link screen type door. Big screen TV in there. She said it’s 2 for $60 in here, and semi private. Nobody will bother us. She then says let me show you the next option. Down the hall and we enter a nice room (slightly larger) with another big screen Tv, slightly larger couch, no windows and the door closes - and she said this is VIP and no chance we are bothered and it’s $200 for 15 min. She then proceeds to take me to option 3……wait for it……it’s a larger room with a larger TV (had to be 75 in, and a full blown HOT TUB with neon lights & jets, and wtf. This room you get drinks or champagne and robes and it’s $1000 for an hour. Not sure about the practicality of that set up, but it looked impressive. I had so many questions but knew i wasn’t doing it, so I didn’t even ask. We went back to the bar and I got a good look at the other 2 chicks as they worked the pole and both were awesome. One was short as can be with the perfect body. The other was a tall light skinned ebony chick that probably was a 10. Unreal. So I was in a hurry so I took the first one back for a 2 for $60. You pay this guy who was super nice and off we go. She immediately hopped on me and wasn’t shy about grinding and my hands all over everything. Great dance left me wanting more but I needed to be somewhere. I will be back and do a follow up review after sampling the VIP! SD40